Birthdays

By Heather

So Dec. 4th was my 27th birthday and a good friend of mine had great joy reminding me in how old I was. It went on for so long that I renamed her Jerkface on my phone.

Jerkface: For the next three days you'll be five years older than me. Then I'll be as old as you were when we met!

Me: Sometimes I think you enjoy doing this to me...

Jerkface: Five years older than me....that's half a decade.

Me: If you can't get a hold of me it means I've blocked your number.

So this blog is to you Jerkface McGee! Here are all the things that make you old!

1#  You were around when the first Gameboy came out. Kids today don't even know what that is!
2# The Energizer Bunny is as old as you!
3# The most popular toys were Trolls, Sega Genises, Polly Pockets, and Tetris!
4# The most popular movies were Ghost Busters II and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade!
5# The top TV show was Wonder Years!
6# The hit song was "Every Rose has It's Thorn" by Poison!

IN YOUR FACE! YOU ARE OLD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...Even though I'm eleven days late in wishing you a happy birthday....